Holy Smokes! The Paris Olympics’ Last Supper Showdown

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Drag Queens Steal the Spotlight

In an unprecedented display of inclusivity, drag queens took center stage at the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. The vibrant and influential French LGBTQ+ community showcased their fabulousness, leaving no sequin unturned. Global stars like Celine Dion and Lady Gaga graced the event, proving that glitter is the universal language of love.

The Last Supper Remix

Amidst the sequins and confetti, a scene unfolded that left some clutching their pearls (and their rosaries). Picture this: drag queens striking poses in a configuration eerily reminiscent of Leonardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper.” Jesus Christ and his apostles never looked so fierce! But was it sacrilegious or just a fabulous homage? Opinions vary like wig styles.

Marion Maréchal vs. the Drag Queens

Prominent far-right politician Marion Maréchal wasn’t having it. She took to social media, wagging her finger (and her crucifix), proclaiming, “To all the Christians of the world who felt insulted by this drag queen parody of the Last Supper, know that it is not France speaking but a left-wing minority ready for any provocation.” Apparently, decapitating Habsburgs and ridiculing central Christian events are the first two things that spring to mind when you think of the #OlympicGames. Who knew?

Eduard Habsburg’s Heavenly Shade

Hungary’s ambassador to the Vatican, Eduard Habsburg, chimed in with celestial wit. “Because nothing says ‘Olympic spirit’ like a beheading scene and a drag queen soirée!” he quipped. Clearly, he missed the memo on “RuPaul’s Divine Race.”

Holy Fabulous!

In the end, the Paris Olympics’ opening ceremony left us with more questions than answers. Should LGBTQ+ themes twirl alongside the Olympic rings? Can we sashay away from controversy while still celebrating diversity? One thing’s for sure: Jesus would’ve rocked a sequined robe and a killer catwalk. Amen! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🙌

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